Bradders at home

Modern caves and ancient desires From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (4 hours old)

Mr Mechanic came with Mechanino 1 and 2. And a trailer. Full of old bikes, a little table and some ancient chairs. I saw them and thought of my grandmother, and the feeling was not entirely unpleasant… more

The Times website is going to charge money... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (20 hours old)

The Times website is going to charge money if you want to read it. I read this for nothing, in the Guardian. I have already pointed out that removal of Murdoch's biased reportage will improve the q… more

The good things about three legs From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Gratitude Blog (1 day old)

I explained to my boys what siamese twins are. I described a specific case where the girls where conjoined at the hip and thus had three legs, two torsos and two heads. I expressed my regret at how di… more

Off and running From ganesharocks in All is possible (1 day old)

Wishing all of you a fantastic weekend. I'm off to Toronto with my Mom & SIL for an overnighter - possibly catching a play, night on the town...no plans other than we'll be there. Oh and the F… more

Words From The Couple From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (1 day old)

They even use the same phone...I find that so reassuring that he texts me, as does she on the same phone; there is no jealousy or conflict, they are utterly comfortable and very much in love with each… more

Karzai SWORN in From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (2 days old)

President Hamid Karzai SWORN in for a further term. OFFICIAL CHEEKY STOAT SWEARING IN SPEECH " Well! Bast*d Bob " copter scrooge" Ainsworth MP gimp-masked and encased in a latex bondage bag … more

Unholy Swine From lostjohnny in wizard & paradox in silent centre (2 days old)

Yes the stalker and abuser is back again on Twitter - and yes they are reported and blocked. And yes I replied and was reasonably obnoxious back.. Then again I never asked to be subject to a stalk… more

Uhuh From ganesharocks in All is possible (2 days old)

Just got back from the grocery store (yes you read that right & yes I was just there - seems I always forget something). I began to clear out the bags. One was still on the floor. As I went to … more

Celebrating! From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (2 days old)

I just found out that the notorious clone of Mrs Thatcher, the utterly revolting money-grubber Blair is no longer in contention for the post of European Council president. Perhaps now he will start wo… more

words From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Gratitude Blog (2 days old)

Thank you for words which do not cut Do not tie and do not lash For words which light up ease and sustain I can't sew and can't do numbers Can't find my way across towns But my words can reach… more

Blue is a KNOB From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (2 days old)

I awoke this morning and little Sportacus was complaining of a headache...he was burning up actually and I suggested he popped back to bed. 'No Mummy, just give me some medicine.' I love Calpol. … more

You can't believe the Telegraph... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (2 days old)

They have this fine picture of a lenticular cloud, here... Underneath, the text says... Sometimes likened to UFOs, lenticular clouds are usually created by gravity waves. No, they are not… more

GUILTY PLEASURES From eggbod in wordworld (2 days old)

Things perhaps that we shouldn't naturally admit to, or even enjoy, but age mellows or indeed whithers the brain cells: In no particular order: 1. Listening to Terry Wogan on Radio 2. Years ag… more

Annoying Amazon From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (2 days old)

I find them really useful when I'm selling special Lego sets like Cybermaster. So I was cross today when I had an email from them saying some nonsense about how they were having some sort of Christ… more

White coats and blue overalls From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (2 days old)

My body used to do exactly as it was told. I was healthy and supple, slim and full of energy. I have been very fat and monumentally happy about it. I have been extremely thin and still happy with … more

Just for Pompey x comments are closed From brokendownangel ^Pro in it's all about me, me, me (3 days old)

These boots would be wonderful if the builders lay down tarmac or indeed let me step on them so I don't sink into the mud! And here is the lovely gilet … more

ALADDIN INSANE - MONEY FOR OLD ROPE! From eggbod in wordworld (3 days old)

There is a copious amount of dire drivel on the telly regarding putting your old jewel-ellery in an jiffy bag and posting it to somewhere - "Cash for Gold" scheme, I believe. Apparently we all have… more

10 years From ganesharocks in All is possible (3 days old)

Next June The Oracle and I will be celebrating our 10th wedding anniversary. Someone just asked me the Secret to being married that long. I think its funny mostly because there are so many who h… more

8 miles left From brokendownangel ^Pro in Ask or Answer. (3 days old)

If you have, according to your car, enough petrol for 8 miles (yeah I know I shouldn't let it get that low!) would that be a reason for it not to start? Mine is stuck in the supermarket carpark about… more

Looking In The Mirror From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (3 days old)

Well, I have definitely lost a couple more pounds and my boobs are STILL there! I still have no hairy black tongue... I still have no voice either come to that! Medication making me feel nau… more

Bloody spoilsport From brokendownangel ^Pro in it's all about me, me, me (4 days old)

I found a lovely house, well ok, it is a bit crappy but there is a ruin in the grounds that on first sight hubby thought we could buy and do up to live in - until he looked into it further!! This is … more

Things people say From ganesharocks in All is possible (4 days old)

I was just at the grocery store picking up a few items. When I was walking in the door I overheard a father say to his daughter, "Yes the whole world is conspiring against you." I'm sure the kid g… more

Little and big lies, little and big love From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (4 days old)

Pest n.1 asked me, when he was about two, how old I was. I removed ten years from my real age and gave him the number. For the last six years, then, Pest n.1 has been adding a year, diligently, at eac… more

It's silly of me, but... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (4 days old)

I just can't seem to stop myself commenting on those idiotic, automatically posted Spam blogs. Update: I had an example link here, but Rampage has heroically deleted the blog. Hurrah!… more

Back to Blog From brokendownangel ^Pro in it's all about me, me, me (4 days old)

I took a week off blog as I had let everything slide in the real world. I don’t have to do much around the house – the cleaning and ironing are done by the Polish shotputter, so really I am just resp… more

What on Earth... From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (4 days old)

...just a quick postscript...I read the side effects of these tablets. Nausea, well okay, pretty usual BUT what about 'Black Hairy Tongue.'I am not kidding!!! What the f**k? Imagine the welcome I c… more

The Trouble with Being a Girl... From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (4 days old)

I am sick to death of this now...have had problems with my voice and finally got antibiotics...it's more than just my voice but don't want to bore you with all the details! So hopefully, I will sta… more

Cobblers... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (6 days old)

"Project Camelot" is probably the biggest load of silly nonsense I have read in absolutely ages. It's such nonsense I can't be bothered to cut and paste a link. If you have time to waste, find it for … more

Saved myself From ganesharocks in All is possible (7 days old)

Over $200 yesterday! Went shopping at Tall Girl which is set to be closing soon. Most of the merchandise was 60-80% off. You've gotta love that. The only problem with their clothes is I have to … more

Invitation From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (8 days old)

The couple have invited me over to their place one evening next week, for some fun...a message was sent last night. They have asked for me ONLY...not me and Blue! MMmmm. Interesting. Let me chec… more