Bradders at home

I'd like to shout whoohoo! but I can't and the only reason is Alesha Dixon, for me she ruined the whole show, if she doesn't go I will, BBC you've ballsed up get rid of her sharpish or X factor will thrash the arse off you.

One of the best films I've ever seen.

They're here in abundance and they're all different sorts, some good some bad, let's hope the good one's are tougher than the bad ones or we're in the shit.

A dozy fucking blonde splitarse reckons she lost £2000 by clicking the wrong button on her banks website, whilst being interviewed she claimed that she wasn't daft, in fact she worked for a bank so it's a mistake anyone could make, I've got news for her, yes you are fucking daft and if I was your manager your fat fucking arse would never again be perched on a banking chair, anyone couldn't make that mistake because nobody else is that stupid, if this woman works for my bank my money is coming out tomorrow and being put somewhere else, I'd like to know why she can't get her money back, she must know where it's gone so ask for it back, if I didn't know better I'd think it was April the 1st, no wonder the banks are in a mess.

Girls I'd like to have a go on.

Lorraine Kelly, Ruby Wax, Dawn french, Britney Spears, Kate Moss, Ana Matronic, Kate Garraway,
Kylie Minogue,
Anna Kournikova, Mrs Merton, Serena Williams, Dr Miriam Stoppard, Helen Mirren and of course two of my customers whom shall remain nameless.

Of course he was referring to me naturally.

Went out today but to be honest "Running" is an embellishment on an industrial scale, walking and falling forward is closer to the truth but I went out so big up to me, suffering now though, my shins feel as though I've had a visit from a couple of debt collectors, must keep it up though.

How fortunate am I? to have a Grandson would be enough but to have one so beautiful is a blessing I'm not worthy of but I'm not giving him back, I'm not just over the moon I'm over the universe.

I've had my son's dog for the last week and with a mixture of walking and running with her across the fields at the back of my house I'm thinking of taking up running again, just to get a bit of lard orf me arse you understand, I enjoyed my jaunts across the fields and feel a lot better for it so watch this space for the incredible shrinking Bradders.

Watching a recording of Duffy acoustic on the BBC, fantastic, Eggbod put me on to this girl before she really hit the big time and now I'm a massive fan, wouldn't mind a go her either but don't tell the Foxy Chick please.

Watching music on demand with Virgin, Always by Bon Jovi is on and the Foxy Chick has just said she wouldn't mind a go on old John Bon little does she know that I wouldn't mind a go on him as well, am I gay or what?

Me on Kirkstone pass heading towards Ulleswater, must get my own coat instead of borrowing the one that belongs to the Foxy Chick, got a bit scary on the way back towards Bowness as the mist came down.

Love the Lake District, this is a rather stark Wastwater, beautiful.