Bradders at home

Bought a new wireless router the other day, what a fucking palaver, "Plug it in and two minutes later you'll be surfing the web" If you're a fucking computer genius that is, it took me several fucking hours to sort the fucking thing out, (I hate reading the instructions) what the fuck is Wep, Wap and Wap2 anyway, I decided to set up Mac address filtering, (In order to make the new Laptop that I bought the Foxy Chick more secure), I'm well versed in XP but Vista completely fucked me up, I couldn't find anything that I'm used to, why fix something that wasn't broke with something that definitely is fucking broke, if you're thinking of buying a new pooter wait until Windows 7 comes out, (That's Vista with all the fixes that Vista needs) Why the fuck do we put up with this shit, Bill Gates is a multi Billionaire all of it our money, is it too much to ask for a bit of honesty, I suppose I'm a bit old fashioned as well as being a bit of a c**t but please don't treat me like a fool, Lorry driver I might be, idiot I ain't so you can poke fucking Vista up Bill Gates's fucking arse.

P.S That Fucking Geraldine is singing now, that really has pissed me off, bring on Take That please.

Rang a call centre the other day and got a Geordie, couldn't understand a fucking word he said, everywhere you go people now seem to mumble and I fucking hate it, if you have to say something to anyone please say it clearly, just for me.

My son and his partner treated the Foxy Chick and me to two theatre tickets last night, the Blonde Bombshells was the show and marvellous it was, a truly great christmas present, also, part of the gift was a lift to the show and a lift home, presumably after a few wets, after the show we went on the town, I haven't seen so much flesh since I watched Debbie does Dallas, it was fucking freezing and all the girls were walking about in skimpy frocks and fuck all else, there was me in a tee shirt big fuck off shirt and a coat built for the antarctic, don't get me wrong I love semi naked girls, I was walking around with a "Chubby" on for about half an hour, pity I can't manage half an hour normally.
We went into an old pub that had been modified, full of fucking Albanian Gypsies, we drank up quick and fucked off, shame, so I said "Lets go to the Shipman's" an old pub that's not been fucked about with, (Eighteenth century) we were the only ones in there, (Whilst typing this I've got the repeat of the royal variety performance on the tele, Duffy's on, I wouldn't mind a go on her) where was I, oh yes, forty fucking years ago I used to drink in this boozer and it hadn't changed a bit except that they had draught beer on sale, it was bottles only in my day, I remember a night on Lowenbrau and Drambui when the landlord refused to serve us any more drinks, not because we were trouble just that he thought we'd had far too much for our own good, anyway three young girls came in, half naked as is the norm, (Chubby again) they drank a double vodka each straight down and then fucked off, (Shame) I spoke to one of them and she semmed quite lovely but I couldn't help visualising myself in her knickers, I am a sad bastard, the landlord was pissed and said that most of his customers were elderly so they came in early and fucked off before the Albanian Gypsies arrived to knife them and pinch their pension books.
Pubs should be places where people can go and enjoy good company and friendly banter but that's just a pipe dream, now it's all whores and Albanian Gypsies, where did we go so wrong?

Got a dartboard for Christmas, the Foxy Chick and me have just played the best of nine games 301 up, she beat me five four, I'm now sulking and blaming the cheap arrows we got with the dartboard, I'm such a sad bastard.

To me this child is the most beautiful boy in the world, words can't convey how much I love this little soul.

Did I just hear Aretha Franklyn sing the American national anthem to the tune of god save the queen?

This is a picture of my beautiful grandson at one week old and resting in my arms, I'm so proud.