Last week I went down to Lloyds bank to get the Dollars I ordered for the Foxy Chick, the girl behind the counter was beautiful and Polish both at the same time, whilst processing my order she engaged in polite banter, (Oral sex would have suited me better but you have to take what you're given), anyway, she asked if I was going away and I explained that it was my wife that was going away leaving me on my own, I rather hoped she would offer to come to my house and indulge in some cross border diplomacy, no such luck, instead she asked how much the flight was and I told her that although the total cost was £361.00 only £78.00 was for the flight the rest was tax, she tutted and said that's terrible, so much tax, to which I added, "Well the government has to charge that much tax so that can lend it to Lloyds bank", she threw the Dollars at me and wished me good day, so I thought, "A blow job's out of the quetion then", I know, I'm terrible aren't I. :DD